(via meesme)
word.

(via meesme)
word.
| HE: | Can I buy you a drink? |
| SHE: | Actually I'd rather have the money. |
| HE: | I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. |
| SHE: | I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. |
| HE: | Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? |
| SHE: | Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. |
| HE: | How did you get to be so beautiful? |
| SHE: | I must've been given your share. |
| HE: | Will you go out with me this Saturday? |
| SHE: | Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. |
| HE: | Your face must turn a few heads. |
| SHE: | And your face must turn a few stomachs. |
| HE: | Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. |
| SHE: | Okay, get out. |
| HE: | I think I could make you very happy. |
| SHE: | Why? Are you leaving? |
| HE: | What would you say if I asked you to marry me? |
| SHE: | Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. |
| HE: | Can I have your name? |
| SHE: | Why? Don't you already have one? |
| HE: | Shall we go see a movie? |
| SHE: | I've already seen it. |
| HE: | Where have you been all my life? |
| SHE: | Hiding from you. |
| HE: | Haven't I seen you some place before? |
| SHE: | Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. |
| HE: | Is this seat empty? |
| SHE: | Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. |
| HE: | So, what do you do for a living? |
| SHE: | I'm a female impersonator. |
| HE: | Hey baby, what's your sign? |
| SHE: | Do not enter. |
| HE: | Your body is like a temple. |
| SHE: | Sorry, there are no services today. |
| HE: | If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. |
| SHE: | If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
| LOLOLOLOL!! HAHA. |

omg, fuck me sideways please…
And he whispered: “Come here babe”.
whoaaaaaaaaa. eye-orgasm.

!!!!
anyone of you who hates Miley?! HAHA well goodluck to the movie! haha
i dont hate Miley, so movie’s safe with me :P www.thelastsongmovie.com
hm i wanna watch it :)
ugh, i wanna watch this w/ my boo ! <3333333
(via moded)
that’s my baby. LOL :)