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joaneeezay! Joanna MT Nguyen, November/26, NewOrleans LA, Officially Eighteen, Senior@LWH, AIM? Ask. Main$&Family<3

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I hate knowing we're thousands of miles apart, and wondering what you could be doing at this very moment.

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word.


I love my bestfriend. (:

I love my bestfriend. (:


Hailey MyHanh Nguyen &lt;3

Hailey MyHanh Nguyen <3



The only NGUYEN on the team. woooo &lt;3 That&#8217;s my baby (:

The only NGUYEN on the team. woooo <3 That’s my baby (:


Pickup lines
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
LOLOLOLOL!! HAHA.

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loveinlasvegas:

williamliuser:

omg, fuck me sideways please…

And he whispered: “Come here babe”.

whoaaaaaaaaa. eye-orgasm.

loveinlasvegas:

williamliuser:

omg, fuck me sideways please…

And he whispered: “Come here babe”.

whoaaaaaaaaa. eye-orgasm.


tiffanyyybaby:

ohmegasigh:

mileydaily:

!!!!

anyone of you who hates Miley?! HAHA well goodluck to the movie! haha
i dont hate Miley, so movie’s safe with me :P www.thelastsongmovie.com

hm i wanna watch it :)

ugh, i wanna watch this w/ my boo&#160;! &lt;3333333

tiffanyyybaby:

ohmegasigh:

mileydaily:

!!!!

anyone of you who hates Miley?! HAHA well goodluck to the movie! haha

i dont hate Miley, so movie’s safe with me :P www.thelastsongmovie.com

hm i wanna watch it :)

ugh, i wanna watch this w/ my boo ! <3333333


Whatever issues you have now speak them, anything you need well you should come to me for it.

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that’s my baby. LOL :)